• girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
  • avancidy:

    officialbarack:

    what the fuck is this

    i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

    landorus:

    cashier: that’ll be $4.20

    me: bruh

    cashier: bruh

    tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

    tacomaster420:

    I’m gonna scream

    Anonymous asked:
    This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

    rememberingsuunday:

    fuckboy symptoms:

    • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
    • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
    • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
    • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

    how to spot a fuckboy:

    • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
    • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
    • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
    • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
    • can’t find the clitoris

    fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

    boy48:

    livelaughloveatrandom:

    When girls get compliments

    This video changed a nation